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    cook county
  • A county in northeastern Illinois that includes Chicago and most of its closer suburbs; pop. 5,105,067

  • Cook County may refer to: By far the most populous of these, the most populous in its state, and the second most populous county in the U.S. is: *Cook County, Illinois

  • A person who has been convicted of a felony

  • (felon) a purulent infection at the end of a finger or toe in the area surrounding the nail

  • (felon) criminal: someone who has committed a crime or has been legally convicted of a crime

  • A felony is a serious crime in the common law countries, and the United States retains this law. The term originates from English common law where felonies were originally crimes which involved the confiscation of a convicted person's land and goods; other crimes were called misdemeanors.



Our military overseas don't get to vote, even though their commandant-in-chief is the prez. However, his chicago mafia make sure the inmates at the Cook County Jail have their ballots hand-delivered, even if they don't request it! Why would they do this? Because most of the people in jail are liberals and know where the handouts come from!

Priorities: Illinois officials miss the deadline to mail military ballots; hand-deliver ballots to inmates

Right now, there are tens of thousands of servicemembers fighting overseas to defend our rights and freedoms. One of America’s most cherished rights is the right to vote. There was a very loud outcry when New York officials somehow missed the deadline to send out military ballots. Well, first it was New York, and now it’s Illinois. And Illinois has miraculously managed to be even more outrageous than New York. While 35 counties failed to mail the military ballots in time, election officials made sure that inmates get the chance to vote by hand delivering ballots to prisons. So those are the priorities in Illinois, huh? The men and women who are putting their lives on the line for us aren’t important enough to get ballots sent to on time, but criminals get theirs hand delivered.

Over 35 counties in Illinois missed the deadline to mail military ballots to our soldiers defending America. But in Chicago, county election officials have taken special steps to ensure that no inmates at the Cook County Jail are unable to cast a ballot.

The Chicago Board of Elections hand delivers ballots to the jail. They don’t even wait for the inmates to apply – they bring the applications with the ballots! Over 2,600 inmates have cast ballots so far – strikingly similiar to the 2,600 soldiers who will likely not recieve a ballot for the Nov 2 election.

It’s bad enough that we have several states letting something as simple as mailing military ballots get screwed up. But Illinois takes shameful to a whole new level. About 2,900 ballots were not sent out, yet election officials still have no formal plan to ensure military votes are counted.

But hey, don’t worry — they’ve got the prisoners covered!

Strangely enough, could the fact that New York and Illinois are both overwhelmingly Democratic states have factored in to this whole military ballot controversy? Military votes, after all, tend to swing Republican. In a corrupt state like Illinois, I wouldn’t put it past them.

Curiously (or maybe not so curiously), this is the city and state that Obama calls home. But where’s the outrage from the Commander-in-Chief? Is he making statements on cable television wanting to know “whose ass to kick” to get this issue resolved? You’d think he wouldn’t stand for this, but apparently he’s too busy smearing the Chamber of Commerce and planning his post-election vacation to care about fighting for the rights of the servicemembers who put their lives on the line to defends ours.

Mayor: Club to Flame Racial Tension

Mayor: Club to Flame Racial Tension

Uzbek Social Club Certain to Flame Factions, Mayor Claims

Flubug Town Center - In an impromptu news conference today, Flubug Mayor Bobby Ornrey stated that he was deeply concerned that the establishment of a new ‘Uzbek Social Club could only serve to deeper the already profound rifts already present in the community.

“In our town, we are known as being welcoming to strangers, but let me be clear here, these folks are strange. They are criminals, speak no English or Spanish, and have some customs that we just plain don’t get”

He was referring, of course, to the recent State Department Memo that allowed low level Uzbek felons to be exchanged en masse for select Guantanamo detainees. At present, Down County has been flooded with dozens of such individuals, who tend to cluster in the area around The Naf Ta Inn. Their cooking fires and tent camps can be easily seen from the Nafta Superhighway.

The proposed location of the Club is the former Elk’s Lodge on the Old Road. Uzbek community leader Vilca Duofka promised a complete renovation; “We are not these men of the night, as yet we have no women, but that will change when women see our hard work. We still need to dance and sing”.

A big draw at the new club promises to by ‘Vlady the Wolf”, famed Uzbek lounge performer who once reportedly sang a duet with Perry Como in Providence, RI in 1978.
The two sang a version of “U Slotvy Dashu” (My Little Furball) to a large and enthusiastic wedding throng, and there was not a dry eye in the house.

The Club, yet unnamed, is scheduled to open next month.

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